"Well Im going to marry my Mum" says Alexander

"you cant do that" says his friend. "she's too old!!!"... :(

"There's a spikey in my room!!!"

Andres screams out in the middle of the night. "Daddy, Daddy there's a spikey in my room". We still dont know what a spikey is. A spider, a bug????? No to all of these explanations.

"Mummy's Dont Jog!!!" says 3 yr old Andres

Upon seeing a 'mummy' jogging along the footpath, Andres made this exclamation. "They stay at home with us, only Daddy's jog!".

"Im not getting married", 5 year old Jana proclaims

"why not?" I ask. "Because Im going to fall in love, once Ashley grows up a bit more, but we arent going to get married". "What about having babies?" I asked. "Oh no, Ashleigh hates babies" Jana assures me.

"mummy can I marry a girl?"

Says Jana, 5 year old. "Because I dont want to get married and have babies with a boy".

"Mummy Jana's suckin the mouth"

....says Andres when Jana is sucking her thumb quietly in the back seat. Its good to have a little spy in the camp :)

"Mummy when I grow up I'm going to be Rhapsody and then I'm going to learn how to drive"

of course, that's Rhapsody from The Fairies.

Not sure how the learning to drive is connected to it all though.